Oh my, what a shock! 
My delight as I approached Tamesis Dock. 
With music in you hull, my soul! I felt a kin’ship’. 
Oh what fun to pun about your twinkly WIN-ship! 
Night highlighting this alluring sin-ship. 
Green, red, blue
Electric hues stimulate my fascinated eyes! 

Up ramp, down deck and into bar! 
This neon moored bazaar with Chip & Pin! 
Oh ceaseless novelty, 
Upon the sea, 
And wireless technology! 
2 Jager’s, Sir, and make ‘em large! 
I’m makin’ the most of this fairy-lit barge!

…I was inspired to write this today on the train back to that smutty London, after my trip-on-a-whim to Bexhill for ‘one night oooonlyyyyyy’ to surprise my muma! I was intoduced to Tamesis Dock for the first time on Friday night and I shall definitely be going back!