Oh my, what a shock!
My delight as I approached Tamesis Dock.
With music in you hull, my soul! I felt a kin’ship’.
Oh what fun to pun about your twinkly WIN-ship!
Night highlighting this alluring sin-ship.
Green, red, blue
Electric hues stimulate my fascinated eyes!
Up ramp, down deck and into bar!
This neon moored bazaar with Chip & Pin!
Oh ceaseless novelty,
Upon the sea,
And wireless technology!
2 Jager’s, Sir, and make ‘em large!
I’m makin’ the most of this fairy-lit barge!
…I was inspired to write this today on the train back to that smutty London, after my trip-on-a-whim to Bexhill for ‘one night oooonlyyyyyy’ to surprise my muma! I was intoduced to Tamesis Dock for the first time on Friday night and I shall definitely be going back!